He uses pillows to masturbate.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
