Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Do vagina's smell?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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