My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm always down for nudity.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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