he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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