talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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