It was confusing and full of hummus
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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