I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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