I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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