STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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