If that was your dad, he is hot
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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