i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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