I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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