are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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