People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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