So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Im part way to drunk.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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