A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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