I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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