Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
There r osticjed everywhere
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
