And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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