Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Damn victory sex feels great
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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