I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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