so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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