I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
All the doctor said was why
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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