yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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