This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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