i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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