Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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