STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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