Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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