East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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