As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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