Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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