like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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