are you still at the devil's house?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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