I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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