You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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