see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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