what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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