we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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