i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My ass is underappreciated
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Randomize
