I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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