it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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