id be glad to
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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