fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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