I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Drake has all the answers
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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