where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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