Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it was like eating out sand paper
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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