well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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