Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My life is pants optional.
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