I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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