im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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