are you still at the devil's house?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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