if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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