the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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