Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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