we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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