She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
All the doctor said was why
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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