I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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