You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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