why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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